This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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