i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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