Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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