I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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