I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
