That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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