Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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