he wants to bone in the snuggie
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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