Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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