I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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