he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
a search helicopter?!
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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