I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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