how can u be prego again
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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