Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
When are your genitals available?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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