but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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