Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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