You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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