With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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