you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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