she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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