Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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