Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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