Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
This beer is not sobering me up at all
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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