Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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