Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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