we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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