I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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