She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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