i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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