Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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