Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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