My room smells like vodka and shame
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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