True but thats because hes a fetus.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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