JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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