Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
