Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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