Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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