I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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