hotel room ftw
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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