Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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