Midget sex pt 2 tonight
wanna go halves on a baby?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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