They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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