so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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