On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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