You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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