genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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