He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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