You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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