you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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