i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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