They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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