I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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