I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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