Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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