What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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